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THIS IS WHERE I SELL MY ART

ALL PRICES ARE IN USD.  PAYPAL ONLY.  PLUS SHIPPING ON PHYSICAL ITEMS.  TO PLACE AN ORDER FILL OUT ORDER FORM AT BOTTOM OF PAGE.  ANY QUESTIONS, MESSAGE ME ON SHIT-TALK.

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ART MENU

 

BOOKS:

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THIS IS NOT ART THIS IS A THREAT VOL. 1

AVAILABLE 4/20

FORMAT:

NSFW 18 AND OVER ONLY

HANDMADE HAND SEWN BOOK: $50.00

PDF FILE DIGITAL DOWNLOAD: $5.00

BOOK WITH ARTWORK AND NUDES OUT 4/20 IN A PHYSICAL COPY AND DIGITAL DOWNLOAD.  YOU CAN READ IT IN SUICIDE PACT BABYSITTERS BOOK CLUB BUT IT DOESN'T COME WITH THE EXTRA FUN STUFF.  PHYSICAL COPIES ARE HANDMADE TO ORDER.  PLEASE ALLOW 1 WEEK TO MAKE BOOK.  HAND SEWN AND MADE WITH TRASH FROM HIGHWAY 66.  SIGNED IN MY BLOOD.  PHYSICAL COPY LIMITED TO 5 BOOKS ONLY.

MARS VON AURELIUS COOKBOOK

AVAILABLE 5/20

NOT A FOOD COOKBOOK.  - PDF DIGITAL DOWNLOAD - $5

ART PIECES:

TRASH CLOCK - MADE FROM AN OLD MARLBORO CLOCK.  IT WORKS AND LIGHTS UP.  COPPER, JAW BONE WITH TEETH, TRASH, WOOD AND ARTS AND CRAFTS STUFF I HAD LAYING AROUND.  $65

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SEE ABOVE FOR PRICE

BULLET HEAD - SET IN LACQUER.  4X6. - $20

ASSHOLE CLOWN - 2018  FRAMED.  PASTEL/ CHARCOAL ON PAPER. - $45

 

EARL GREY STORM - 2018. PASTEL ON CANVAS BOARD. - $20

UNTITLED - 2018.  PASTEL ON PAPER. - $15

ALONE - PASTEL/ COLOR PENCIL ON PAPER.  18X24? 2018.  - $30

FISHING TRIP - ACRYLIC ON CANVAS. 2018. - $100

MOTHER EARTH'S CUNT - 2018. BLACK ACRYLIC ON PAPER. 24X18? THIS ONE COMES WITH LYRICS AND A SONG ON TAPE WITH SAME TITLE- $30

CIGARETTES AND MILK - 2018.  PASTEL ON CANVAS.  18X24. - $80

KITE STORM - GARBAGE FROM HIGHWAY 66, TWO MELTED PLASTIC EYEBALLS, WIRE AND GLOW IN THE DARK VAMPIRE FANGS ALL SET IN LACQUER ON A DIRTY COOKING TRAY.  - $45

DINNER - 2018.  FOUND A WEIRD SCARY HOOK TYPE WEAPON FROM A CAR DOOR LAYING ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD.  ACRYLIC MIXED MEDIUM ON A TV DINNER TRAY - $30

EYEBALL LAMP - BATTERY POWERED. MADE OF GARBAGE, MOSS AND RANDOM STUFF.  I WILL EITHER FIND THE BACK COVER OR IMPROVISE ONE BEFORE I SHIP - $20

VON AURELIAN GLASSES:

GREMLIN WEEZER READERS - GREAT FOR READING. THIS ONE COMES WITH A QUARTS STONE SET IN THE CENTER - $6

BROKEN GLASS READERS - GREEN BROKEN GLASS FOUND ON HIGHWAY 66 SET IN CENTER - $6

TEARDROPS - EMO TEARDROP READERS - $6

TRASH PRINCESS - READERS.  BROKEN PIECE OF PINK PLASTIC SET IN CENTER - $6

EYE BOOGER - LET EVERYONE THINK YOU HAVE A BOOGER COMING OUT YOUR EYE - $6

VHS TAPES:

FROM THE MIND OF A FUTURE SERIAL KILLER - NSFW BRIEF NUDITY.

DEMO WHEN I WAS MANIC AND MADE A MUSIC VIDEO FOR IT.  APPROX 1 HOUR RUNNING TIME - 20 COPIES LIMITED.  CLAMSHELL CASE. - $10

SLEEPING PILLS - 28 MINUTES RUNNING TIME - VHS LIMITED 50 COPIES, CLAMSHELL CASE - $15 

CASSETTE TAPES:

(ALSO AVAILABLE ON CD-R.  THOSE ONES ARE NOT LIMITED QUANTITIES)

ROTTEN EYEBALLS - BATHTIME WITH ROTTEN EYEBALLS - 33:28 RUNNING TIME, LIMITED TO 20 COPIES - $5

ROTTEN EYEBALLS - PURE EVIL - APPROX 18 MINUTES RUNNING TIME - 20 COPIES AVAILABLE, $5

ROTTEN EYEBALLS - BILLY BROWN - APPROX 12 MINUTES, 20 COPIES AVAILABLE $5

ROTTEN EYEBALLS - SATAN KILL VOL. 1 - APPROX 18 MINUTES RUNNING TIME, 20 COPIES LIMITED - $5

ROTTEN EYEBALLS - SAUCE DRIPPING - 13:37 RUNNING TIME, 20 COPIES LIMITED - $5

ROTTEN EYEBALLS - ASHTRAY BABY - APPROX 17 MINUTES, LIMITED 20 COPIES - $5

DRUNK PSYCHIC - TRAPPED IN THEIR WORLD EP - APPROX 7 MINUTES, LIMITED 20 COPIES - $5

NOISE ALBUM PERSONALLY RECORDED FOR YOU - JUST LIKE THE TITLE SAYS, I RECORD A PERSONALIZED NOISE ALBUM FOR YOU - APPROX 20 MINUTES, PHYSICAL COPY WITH DIGITAL DOWNLOAD - $20

BAISE MOI - THE FUTURE SUCKS - APPROX 18 MINUTES - 20 COPIES LIMITED - $5

MARS VON AURELIUS DEMO - SUICIDAL ART -  AVAILABLE 5-20.  COMES WITH ART AND POETRY.  20 COPIES AVAILABLE.   $5

TO HEAR MY MUSIC VISIT:

ROTTENEYEBALLS.BANDCAMP.COM (https://rotteneyeballs NULL.bandcamp NULL.com/releases)

DRUNKPSYCHIC.BANDCAMP.COM (https://drunkpsychic NULL.bandcamp NULL.com/releases)

BAISEMOI.BANDCAMP.COM (https://baisemoi NULL.bandcamp NULL.com/releases)

YOUTUBE CHANNEL (https://www NULL.youtube NULL.com/channel/UCdJu_KTRF5TSEkgr0XU8X8A)

NEW DEMO IN PROGRESS FOR MY SOLO FOLK PUNK NOISE ACT (https://www NULL.youtube NULL.com/playlist?list=PLXKJVo_avxL9__tjE7VtgX864LzN4ivSb)

THERE ARE DIGITAL DOWNLOADS AVAILABLE ON BANDCAMP LINKS.  YOU CAN ALSO LISTEN HERE IN THE AUDIO PLAYER ON THE BOTTOM OF SCREEN

SERVICES:

SESSION MUSICIAN LIVE - IN THE ASHLAND AREA? I WILL JUMP IN AND PLAY WITH YOUR BAND/ PROJECT.  I PREFER BASS, GUITAR, NOISE,  OR VOCALS. - $50 A SHOW PLUS A 40 OZ OF STEEL RESERVE

SESSION MUSICIAN REMOTE - NEED SOMEONE TO PLAY ON YOUR ALBUM?  I DO IT ALL. - $10 PER INSTRUMENT

SONG WRITING - DO YOU HAVE LYRICS AND NEED A SONG?OR DO YOU HAVE A SONG BUT NEED LYRICS?   I WILL WRITE FOR YOU! - $25 A SONG

UNLICENSED DOG PSYCHOLOGIST DO YOU HAVE A TROUBLED DOG?  I CAN FIX THAT USING MY SPIDEY DOG PSYCHIC SENSES!  $100 TO SOLVE YOUR DOG PROBLEMS. ONLY AVAILABLE IN ASHLAND AREA.

DOG NAIL TRIMS - I USED TO BATHE DOGS AND AM GREAT WITH TRIMMING NAILS.  IF YOU WANT I CAN DREMMEL SMOOTH THE NAILS AFTER I CLIP TOO NO EXTRA CHARGE.  I HAVE REFERENCES.  I CAN COME TO YOU OR YOU CAN COME VISIT ME AT THE RV PARK IN ASHLAND.  AVAILABLE ONLY IN ASHLAND AREA. - $10

DOG BATH- I CAN BATHE YOUR DOG HERE AT THE RV PARK IN MY 5TH WHEEL.  IT'S GREAT HERE RIGHT NEXT TO THE LAKE.  LETS GO FOR A WALK WITH THE DOG AT THE LAKE AND GET HIM/HER DIRTY AND GO BACK AND I WILL WASH YOUR DOG.  SMALL TO MEDIUM SIZE DOGS ONLY.  NO BURNESE MOUNTAIN DOGS SORRY MY PLACE IS SMALL.  $25

CRT TV OSCILLOSCOPE GUITAR AMP - I WILL MODIFY A CRT TV INTO A WORKING GUITAR AMPLIFIER THAT YOU CAN SEE THE WAVEFORM ON THE SCREEN.  AVAILABLE IN SMALL AND LARGE SIZES.  I CAN INSTALL CUSTOM SPEAKERS INSIDE IF INTERESTED FOR AN EXTRA CHARGE.  BASIC SMALL VERSION $40, LARGE VERSION $100

PICKUP MOD - I WILL MODIFY YOUR GUITAR PICKUPS TO GIVE YOU A BUNCH OF PHASE FLIPPING OPTIONS ALLOWING YOU MORE VARIETY OF TONES.  - $50

PICKGAURD STROBE MOD - I WILL INSTALL A CLEAR PICKGAURD WITH STROBE LIGHT INSIDE.  ALSO AVAILABLE IN SEE THROUGH FAKE BLOOD SPLATTER. - $40 REGULAR / $50 FOR BLOOD SPLATTER

A LOT MORE ITEMS WILL BE ADDED SOON.  HELL GOGGLES, LIGHT UP KALEIDOSCOPES, CIRCUIT BENT HOMEMADE GUITARS "TRASH TARS" AND MORE WEIRD VON AURELIAN STUFF  COMING SOON!

HQ

HIGHWAY TRASHED HQ IN ASHLAND, OREGON

USE ORDER FORM BELOW:

I WILL GET BACK TO YOU SHORTLY WITH PAYPAL LINK AND TO MAKE SURE YOUR ORDER IS CORRECT.

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